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Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle
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My Happy Full Moon Supermoon Birthday
Today is a special day in all the universe---my birthday!! And I'm getting the coolest most co…
Come Hither October
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Facts About Colors
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My Summer Freakout
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Sister Mary Scary Mony
Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'.
Boring, Dependable Jupiter
Jupiter is like a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking up stray asteroids and saving our asses from gettin…
World Refrigeration Day
Everyone chill out! June 26th is World Refrigeration Day , which gives tribute to refrigeration, a…
It's Summertime
This is both a fact and a Flaming Lips tune -- the perfect thing to blast out your car window…
Resurrected Post from 2011 ---When Life Was Busy & Nuts!
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We Are Hoping Aliens Can Read This
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The Trees Know Things
Get this: Trees do talk to each other like the Ents in Lord of the Rings, and old trees are wise,…
This Juicer Is Lit
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A Half-Ton Metal Object is Falling From the Sky
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Worm Charming
Next time you want a mass of worms to come wriggling up out of the earth ---and who doesn't -…
Fairy Go Round
Annabelle brought loads of phlox to the house last weekend and we planted them around the trunks of…
It's spring! ----a visualization
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Ides of March Merchandise
Get Yours Today! Not pictured ---the "Knives Out" cutlery set. Compact design stores…
Sheer Lunar-cy
I'm not one to let a blood moon lunar eclipse go unobserved. Seeing a celestial body change i…
Doubly Strange Egg Anomaly
It's happening again. Is someone messing with me? Out on a morning walk, I encountered random…
A Magnet Is Born
Magnets are magical little objects but I had no idea making them was so badass. The messy and…
Tornado Drill!
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My Favorite Type of Storm
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Polar Vortex Cometh
C'est ici--another polar vortex. The arctic chill deepens in this endless winter. I look o…
A Cold Day in Hell
That describes the current conditions. Oh dear. I have a whole list of things that fall under &qu…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We&…
Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewer…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my mor…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle
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Sunday UnFunnies
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Stellar Fellars
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