Thanksgiving Momories
My mom made the best Thanksgiving dressing under the sun. Her turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, an…
Shopping for Rocks
When I go out to Ness I shop for rocks. I take walks on a dirt road outside of town that is a veri…
Hail, October!
Yes!-- Hail, October! In welcoming this glorious and best of all months, I bring you the wor…
I Drink Alone
here is a meeting looks important so many drinks these people are thirsty empty bottle…
Squaresville
I was lucky enough to grow up with the Flintstones, and I like to think back on them fondly from t…
Golden Age of the TV Repairman
"Okay now kids, settle down. The show is starting." "Why did we have to …
That One Time with the Clowns
Those orange circus peanuts aren't as bad as I thought. They feel kind of like a pillo…
The Month of Lengthening Shadows
Mom liked to say that August was "the month of lengthening shadows." She liked to re…
Living the Dream
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Don't You Want To Sing With Heino?
I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all.
I Wanna Drive a Big Rectangle
I used to think a 1980's Volvo wagon was the ultimate in mobile rectangularity, but this is the real beast. It'…
Gladiator Inspired
Zliten mosaic from Libya circa the 2nd century. Note the footwear.
I was browsing the Payless Shoes website when I saw t…
I was browsing the Payless Shoes website when I saw t…
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels?
Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and…
Arctic Beast
From yesterday's Kansas City Star:
Forecast for Tuesday: A chance of snow by Tuesday night. High of 14 degrees.
Forec…
Forecast for Tuesday: A chance of snow by Tuesday night. High of 14 degrees.
Forec…
How to Meteorite
Should you one day hear a tremendous crash, feel the house shake, and find a hole in your roof, with the air smelling o…
