Self-flagellation with Humidity Simone Wednesday, July 26, 2017 These days when humidity levels don't soar quite high enough I get out the old steamer bag … Read more
The Right Idea Simone Sunday, July 16, 2017 You can stop looking for it. It's here. He's got it. The right idea. Read more
Better Living through Yoga Simone Thursday, July 13, 2017 Today's post is about how you too can achieve serenity. I owe my calm nerves and blank mind to… Read more
Pro Tip Simone Wednesday, July 12, 2017 Wear the right hat and they won't catch on that you're a hobo Read more
Sad bus Simone Tuesday, July 11, 2017 Don't get on the Sad bus. Wait instead for the number 9 or the G line. Catch the Yellow l… Read more
Toads of Summer Pt. 2 Simone Monday, July 10, 2017 For visuals of Kansas toads, see previous post, "Toads of Summer Pt. 1" This here'… Read more
Next To Godliness My sister asked about dry cleaning the other day. She wanted to know what really happens to your clothes at the dry cle… Keep reading
Goin' Incognito At last my quest for anonymity has ended! I'm so tired of being recognized and greeted everywhere I go. But help is… Keep reading
Happy Equinoctial Point Well we made it to Spring. The vernal equinox gives me a chance to stop and contemplate things like math and astrophys… Keep reading
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't? This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows forgetting us that got… Keep reading
The Street That Plows Forgot This week the weather is reasonable, you can sit down and have a conversation with it. The snow dumped along the should… Keep reading
So that didn't work so well... So much for NaNoWriMo. If you go to a victory party, don't look for me. I didn't even break 5,000. But few th… Keep reading