Saturday, December 22, 2018

The Bad Seed at Christmastime



"You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one. I mean, they aren't poison. Ha ha. Why would they be?  Go on, take one. Any piece. Any piece you want. Come on.  It's just candy, not poison. Ha  ha. Why would I say that? Ha  ha. You like candy. So have one. Come on, do it. Have a piece. It's not like you're going to keel over dead from poison.  Ha ha. Why do I keep saying that? Ha ha.  Ha  ha  ha ha.  Hurry up! Take one! I mean it.  Take some candy. Come on! Take the candy! Take the candy! NOW! DO IT! DO IT! What's wrong with you? It's just candy! It's not poison, I swear! Why are you looking at me like that?!!