Contemplating The Tinsels Of Old Simone Wednesday, December 22, 2010 We live in a world deprived of metal. Today, Christmas tree tinsel is made from toxic PVC vinyl. Bu… Read more
Live-Blogging The Solstice Lunar Eclipse Simone Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:50 am central time: Put on coat over fleece robe. Put on big furry hat. Walk outside and crane … Read more
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Simone Thursday, December 16, 2010 Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmast… Read more
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? Simone Tuesday, December 14, 2010 I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German… Read more
When It's This Cold.... Simone Monday, December 13, 2010 ......Curse words sound mild as a church chat. Consuming fat feels virtuous and wise. Alcohol is m… Read more
Is Your Hair Ready For Christmas? Simone Thursday, December 09, 2010 Does your "do" say "I do mistletoe"? Does your upsweep make hearts leap? A bra… Read more
Moon Joy Copy that. During the Artemis 2 mission I was glued to NASA’s livestream from launch to splashdown. It was fascinating … Keep reading
I Pay Homage to Fools The merry band cavorting across this album cover were actually the creators responsible for much of the psychedelic ima… Keep reading
The Street That Plows Forgot This week the weather is reasonable, you can sit down and have a conversation with it. The snow dumped along the should… Keep reading
Next To Godliness My sister asked about dry cleaning the other day. She wanted to know what really happens to your clothes at the dry cle… Keep reading
So that didn't work so well... So much for NaNoWriMo. If you go to a victory party, don't look for me. I didn't even break 5,000. But few th… Keep reading
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't? This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows forgetting us that got… Keep reading