Silent Night, Unsettling Night Simone Monday, December 23, 2024 This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I… Read more
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears Simone Wednesday, December 18, 2024 First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply f… Read more
Next To Godliness My sister asked about dry cleaning the other day. She wanted to know what really happens to your clothes at the dry cle… Keep reading
Goin' Incognito At last my quest for anonymity has ended! I'm so tired of being recognized and greeted everywhere I go. But help is… Keep reading
The Street That Plows Forgot This week the weather is reasonable, you can sit down and have a conversation with it. The snow dumped along the should… Keep reading
Happy Equinoctial Point Well we made it to Spring. The vernal equinox gives me a chance to stop and contemplate things like math and astrophys… Keep reading
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't? This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows forgetting us that got… Keep reading
So that didn't work so well... So much for NaNoWriMo. If you go to a victory party, don't look for me. I didn't even break 5,000. But few th… Keep reading