Griping About the Cold

 

I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after day of temps below freezing and snow on the ground for three weeks. Yesterday we finally got a bump in the mercury -- just enough to put enough moisture in the air to ice my windshield but not enough to melt anything. One of those tricks old man winter likes to play. It starts to make 20 degrees look good after all. So what am I complaining about? .