January 29th is Kansas Day
Here is a picture of why I love Kansas so much. Am I talking about the wide open spaces, …
It's A Sad Sad Day
I didn't want to believe the news I read this morning, that our pitcher Yordano Ventura had…
Guess Whose Contract Just Got Extended to 2021!
Duffy Bear! He's not going anywhere. At least for the next five years. Duff…
I Had A Dream...About a King, Two Princes, and a Duke
In this dream, I went to heaven. It was cloudy. Clouds on the ground, even. I started walking a…
A Gnarly Mess of Spent Pods...
...Is what you're left with when you make a big pot of masala chai. B…
Greetings, Ice Man
Welcome. I for one welcome and embrace our new Ice Overlord. I submit completely to your ru…
Just Rinse It For Crying Out Loud!
Posted this sign on the kitchen cupboard over the winter break. Two daughters home all day, mak…
Okay Duff-Man, You're It.
Pitcher Danny Duffy won my heart some time back with his bear suit, but he was vying for the to…
They Traded Dyson!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even. (Sobbing, blubbering, sniffling...sobs coming so fast can't catc…
The Problem with Snow Nights...
... Is they deprive us of Snow Days. It's all in the timing. A good snow needs …
2017 has me like....
So much for reflection and burning candles and shit. I'm having trouble adjusting to the ne…
New Year's Day -- Almost My Last Day on Earth, Maybe
What a way to start a new year. Talk about taking stock of your life.....while out in my Civic …
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Medicinals
You were outside scraping ice off your car....you had to walk through the windy tundra of a parking lot to get to the g…
Winter Storm All Up In Here
It was only a matter of time before we had to pay the winter gods for all the unseasonable warmth we had over Christmas…
Bong Voyage
So Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was caught with a bong. Shame, shame. Let the flood of moral outrage begin.…
Red Letter Day
Today that family pack of ground beef I bought expires, requiring me to tear it apart with my bare hands and put it int…
2026 comes in like....
A selfish brat tossing all luck and good wishes out the window. Not caring who she beans down below with that heavy hor…
Heart of Gold
WOW.
I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla…
I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla…
