Laying in some Monk for the storm Simone Monday, February 25, 2013 Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation… Read more
I can't open my wine bottle! Simone Saturday, February 23, 2013 What kind of frickin' wine cap is this? It's not a cork. It's not a screw cap. It is… Read more
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't? Simone Friday, February 22, 2013 This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows f… Read more
Simone's Rules for Snow Days Simone Thursday, February 21, 2013 We're up to our arses in snow and there's more on the way! I love the freedom of no schoo… Read more
Jazz and Classical fight like mad dogs at Helzberg Hall Simone Wednesday, February 20, 2013 This past Saturday was my first concert at Helzberg Hall in the Kauffman Center. I discovered th… Read more
Give me whiskey Simone Monday, February 18, 2013 On Friday I drove to Cutter's Smokehouse in Eudora to eat some french fries but mostly to s… Read more
Happy Valentine's Day! Simone Thursday, February 14, 2013 I was crazy about Engelbert Humperdink when I was a first grader, and I owned this record albu… Read more
Why can't every day be Mardi Gras? Simone Wednesday, February 13, 2013 I went. I danced. And danced. And danced. It was a terrific party! First, the parade rolled up… Read more
Fatuous Tuesday Simone Tuesday, February 12, 2013 Mardi Gras in the midwest is so tough. This is the one time of year when I get to let my inner fr… Read more
Someone else tried to cover up their car window with a yellow trash bag! Simone Monday, February 11, 2013 I was driving down a residential street when I saw a car parked along the curb with a big, yellow … Read more
Smiths Night Simone Sunday, February 10, 2013 Another post about the Smiths.... Last night I was happy to learn that even if you'v… Read more
It's National Read On A Furnace Vent Day Simone Friday, February 08, 2013 It's actually National Read in a Bathtub Day, but that's no less absurd, and I prefer fur… Read more
Today my pancake sang for me. Simone Thursday, February 07, 2013 When I pressed down on it with my spatula, the steam released made a low, sustained "ooooooo… Read more
I still have license to wear my big coat Simone Tuesday, February 05, 2013 It's still February, so let's not get carried away. Just because we're out of … Read more
Fairy Go Round Annabelle brought loads of phlox to the house last weekend and we planted them around the trunks of several trees. Were… Keep reading
It's spring! ----a visualization What better way to bring the vernal equinox to life than with a meat carcass being rotated around a flame? It perfect… Keep reading
George Takei Is The Broker of Star Peace Sometime last month, after William Shatner and Carrie Fisher got into a feud over which was better, Star Trek or Star … Keep reading
Ides of March Merchandise Get Yours Today! Not pictured ---the "Knives Out" cutlery set. Compact design stores discreetly in a corner … Keep reading
Space Gray The color "space gray", reminds me of the cool metal shade we'd see on computers and control panels onboa… Keep reading