Contemplating The Tinsels Of Old Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, December 22, 2010 We live in a world deprived of metal. Today, Christmas tree tinsel is made from toxic PVC vinyl. Bu… Read more
Live-Blogging The Solstice Lunar Eclipse Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:50 am central time: Put on coat over fleece robe. Put on big furry hat. Walk outside and crane … Read more
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Freethehumanbeings Thursday, December 16, 2010 Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmast… Read more
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, December 14, 2010 I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German… Read more
When It's This Cold.... Freethehumanbeings Monday, December 13, 2010 ......Curse words sound mild as a church chat. Consuming fat feels virtuous and wise. Alcohol is m… Read more
Is Your Hair Ready For Christmas? Freethehumanbeings Thursday, December 09, 2010 Does your "do" say "I do mistletoe"? Does your upsweep make hearts leap? A bra… Read more
Science Can Be Fun AND Easy! Freethehumanbeings Thursday, November 18, 2010 I always found textbook explanations for autumn's changes too hard and sciencey. I want someth… Read more
Julia, Slow Down! Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, November 16, 2010 One minute she's slipping the skins off the pearl onions, the next she's quartered the mush… Read more
Dr. Who Freethehumanbeings Thursday, November 11, 2010 I was reading in the latest issue of The Atlantic about the return of the British hit TV show "… Read more
Burn Barrel Freethehumanbeings Thursday, November 04, 2010 Holy smoke. This is the way I remember it. How ours looked, in the back yard, behind the elm tree, … Read more
Howl Freethehumanbeings Friday, October 29, 2010 Allen Ginsberg in 1953, photographed in NYC by William S. Burroughs Last Sunday, Roger and I went … Read more
Two Yards of Tiger-Striped Fleece Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, October 26, 2010 craft stores swollen warts across the nation festering with glues, glitter, fun foam and bolts! so … Read more
I Wanna Live In Robot Town Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, October 20, 2010 Oh, if only I could weld....the robots I might create. Random metals are a wonderful thing, when th… Read more
Kerouac Haikus Freethehumanbeings Sunday, October 17, 2010 And now it's time for more Haikus by Jack Kerouac The cow taking a big dreamy crap, turning t… Read more
Day Of My Increasing Power Freethehumanbeings Thursday, October 07, 2010 I went to Revocup today, since it's my birthday and ordered a LARGE soy chai latte. They have … Read more
Ruby Or Iridescent Cough Drop? Freethehumanbeings Monday, October 04, 2010 This weekend it really felt like fall outside. So I was in the mood for this song, which to me, goe… Read more
The Times They Are October'n Freethehumanbeings Friday, October 01, 2010 Ah, October, my favorite month. This morning I drove Annabelle to her Strings class. She is learnin… Read more
Little Plates Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, September 28, 2010 Sunny Madrid The mother of one of Annabelle's friends just got back from a trip to Madrid, Spai… Read more
Overheard At The Jet Propulsion Laboratory Freethehumanbeings Friday, September 24, 2010 Artist's rendering of the Phoenix landing on Mars Found in cyberspace: a live chat log from the… Read more
For Your Saturday Night Viewing Pleasure Freethehumanbeings Saturday, September 18, 2010 Frank Zappa on Saturday Night Live in 1978. Enjoy. Read more
Dirty Water Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, September 15, 2010 This is one of my favorite songs from the 60's. We had the 45 when I was a kid. I listened to i… Read more
Gleesome Gladness Freethehumanbeings Monday, September 13, 2010 Ninety-seven years ago today was the first day of the first "official" Kansas State Fai… Read more
Muse Freethehumanbeings Sunday, September 12, 2010 A muse painted by Jean-Marc Nattier in 1798 Last week, I was running over land and hillock with my… Read more
Dung Beetle Freethehumanbeings Friday, September 10, 2010 I am excited. Have you heard about the car that runs on turds? Actually, it runs on methane gas ge… Read more
What Ambrose Bierce Thinks Of Custard Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, September 08, 2010 "A detestable substance produced by the malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow and the cook… Read more
They Trust The Monkeys Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, September 01, 2010 Maybe the problem isn't that we have too many distractions in our lives, but that they aren'… Read more
Whirling Danish Freethehumanbeings Monday, August 30, 2010 I want to open a coffee shop called The Whirling Danish. I would serve mystic pastries and coffee.… Read more
Curious Jar of Floating Mystery Freethehumanbeings Saturday, August 28, 2010 I wrestled with the question only briefly, as I sat waiting for the vet. Should I ask him about tha… Read more
High Altitude Test Kitchen Freethehumanbeings Thursday, August 26, 2010 What must it be like working in those high altitude test kitchens? When I see the High Altitude dir… Read more
As Vichyssoise Season Winds Down Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, August 24, 2010 We nearly screamed for ice cream last Friday at the ice cream social held at Annabelle's school… Read more
Bathroom Relics Freethehumanbeings Thursday, August 19, 2010 You know how some people have ointment tubes and medicine jars in their bathroom cabinets that ha… Read more
Doggie Gone It Freethehumanbeings Friday, August 06, 2010 This morning before work I had to drop our pooch off at Camp Bow Wow for boarding, because my plane… Read more
Espresso Martini Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, August 04, 2010 Last Saturday night the girls and I went out to hear Roger play with CoCo Trio at the Intercontinen… Read more
Trampled Underfoot Freethehumanbeings Friday, July 30, 2010 We nearly were. Roger and I went out Tuesday night to hear a blues band that he's heard people … Read more
Excellent Junkyard Egyptian West-Bottomed Patty-Melted Weekend Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, July 27, 2010 Last Friday evening Roger and I went to the Nelson to see the new Egyptian exhibit. We saw an actua… Read more
High On Chai Freethehumanbeings Friday, July 23, 2010 I just found out about this place yesterday. They opened a few weeks ago. I can't wait to try i… Read more
Freethehumanbeings Thursday, July 22, 2010 This morning when I walked into work, my phone was ringing. It was a publisher I'd tried to rea… Read more
Revocup Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, July 21, 2010 As part of my recent outing and abouting, I met Laura for coffee Sunday morning. I was glad she su… Read more
Mony At Large Freethehumanbeings Monday, July 19, 2010 The sun is high and I've been getting out. That's what summer's all about. On July 8th … Read more
Summer Chrome It is summer! Well, not officially. But summer always goes so fast, it's best to start considering it summer as ea… Keep reading
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply focus on your ears, imagi… Keep reading
Silent Night, Unsettling Night This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I'd hate to crash o… Keep reading
It's Time for the Salads. Here Come the Salads! Is this really a "salad"? Hey it's got something chopped up inside it. Therefore....salad. Do you doubt … Keep reading
I'm melting! --which is a good thing. It's March! It feels like spring! It's in the 60's! 70's! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … Keep reading
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