"I Think A Seahorse Barfed Up His Organs In Our Bathtub"
Annabelle wrote these words on a piece of paper and handed it to me while I was on the phone. I had…
Crown of Creation
Trippin' down memory lane. I have to pay tribute to this album --I used to listen to it all the…
What A Day!
Jubilant. Moved. Can't keep my mascara on. Impossible to work. Can't put it into words. Wi…
Rap For MLK Day
It’s Monday morning And I’m still a snoozin Didn’t set the alarm Now daylight I’m losin I’m sleepin…
Am I Becoming One Of Them?
I'm beginning to worry about me lately. My resistance to the whole librarian thing is breaking…
What Winter Has Reduced Me To
Wow I can't believe how good the bowl of tomato soup I just had was! It was so good I can't…
These Crows Make Me Happy
Omigod, I found the crows, the "counting crows" from Sesame Street. About ten years ago, …
Art Jumping
This man is jumping in an art museum. There is an entire blog devoted to people jumping in art mus…
The Upper Right-Hand Position of January 2009
What's that fishman pouring into the clouds? I hope it's not more "wintry mix". …
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
Living the Dream
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2026 comes in like....
A selfish brat tossing all luck and good wishes out the window. Not caring who she beans down below with that heavy hor…
Burn Barrel
Holy smoke. This is the way I remember it. How ours looked, in the back yard, behind the elm tree, next to the alley. A…
Winter Medicinals
You were outside scraping ice off your car....you had to walk through the windy tundra of a parking lot to get to the g…
Stellar Fellars
Take this press conference of NASA space nerds talking to the public about 3I Atlas and inject it into my veins. The p…
Red Letter Day
Today that family pack of ground beef I bought expires, requiring me to tear it apart with my bare hands and put it int…
Typing Fool
Ack! I hate it when I don't have time to blog.
But the Jerry clip is me right now. I have been trying to keep up wit…
But the Jerry clip is me right now. I have been trying to keep up wit…
