The Bad Seed at Christmastime
"You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one…
From: "October on Earth: a Pictorial Guide for Aliens"
It is the job of smaller humans to remove the heavy harvest orbs that invade the planet soils…
Shopping in Simpler Times
What wares are these two guys peddlin'? Who can tell? Or is it the two guys that are for s…
The Official Beer of Simone's School Yard Drinkin'
I'm proud to partner with Free State Brewery of Lawrence, Kansas in rolling out my summer se…
Let's Bowl!
First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less…
Rocks In My Head
I've made many treks out to western Kansas in recent months, attending to my ailing mother, an…
Telephone operators - the untold story
Lady telephone operators had to keep their hair short --because electricity. Or something. But…
When punk rockers run away to the circus
Rumor under the big top had it that the newest clown was a disaffected guitar player from th…
Better Living Through Yoga
I mean it this time. I've changed my ways. Happy to say I'm not hitting the whisky a…
There's a Future in Books
But no trees! They will be reduced to stumps. We'll have to use them all up in order to m…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Beautiful Mind
This is cosmic. Give yourself a break from all the holiday madness and take a quiet ride through outer space. The music…
Laying in some Monk for the storm
Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation of the next big sno…
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town
Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland
Peaksville, MD – A Christmastime controversy over…
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Don't You Want To Sing With Heino?
I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all.
My Summer Freakout
I wrote a thing about how moved I was by seeing the Flaming Lips live in concert last year in Kansas City, which moved …
Weird Cloud
Rare sighting of a tapeworm cloud. * Pictured here near Lawrence, the cloud stretched north for miles and stayed …
