The Bad Seed at Christmastime
"You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one…
From: "October on Earth: a Pictorial Guide for Aliens"
It is the job of smaller humans to remove the heavy harvest orbs that invade the planet soils…
Shopping in Simpler Times
What wares are these two guys peddlin'? Who can tell? Or is it the two guys that are for s…
The Official Beer of Simone's School Yard Drinkin'
I'm proud to partner with Free State Brewery of Lawrence, Kansas in rolling out my summer se…
Let's Bowl!
First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less…
Rocks In My Head
I've made many treks out to western Kansas in recent months, attending to my ailing mother, an…
Telephone operators - the untold story
Lady telephone operators had to keep their hair short --because electricity. Or something. But…
When punk rockers run away to the circus
Rumor under the big top had it that the newest clown was a disaffected guitar player from th…
Better Living Through Yoga
I mean it this time. I've changed my ways. Happy to say I'm not hitting the whisky a…
There's a Future in Books
But no trees! They will be reduced to stumps. We'll have to use them all up in order to m…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Gleesome Gladness
Ninety-seven years ago today was the first day of the first "official" Kansas State Fair, held on September…
Crown of Creation
Trippin' down memory lane. I have to pay tribute to this album --I used to listen to it all the time when I was in …
We Are Hoping Aliens Can Read This
It's called The Golden Record, and we shot it into space. Though it sounds and looks a bit like an ancient Egyptian…
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels?
Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and…
Two Weeks Left To Go
My upstairs window at the Javanaut
For four days last week (Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday), I sat in the Java…
For four days last week (Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday), I sat in the Java…
Burl's Pearl's -- Burl Ives' Surprising Oeuvre
Tis the season for everything Burl Ives. As the Burl Ives My Ass Coalition (BIMAC) launches its predictable boycott ag…
