The Bad Seed at Christmastime
"You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one…
From: "October on Earth: a Pictorial Guide for Aliens"
It is the job of smaller humans to remove the heavy harvest orbs that invade the planet soils…
Shopping in Simpler Times
What wares are these two guys peddlin'? Who can tell? Or is it the two guys that are for s…
The Official Beer of Simone's School Yard Drinkin'
I'm proud to partner with Free State Brewery of Lawrence, Kansas in rolling out my summer se…
Let's Bowl!
First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less…
Rocks In My Head
I've made many treks out to western Kansas in recent months, attending to my ailing mother, an…
Telephone operators - the untold story
Lady telephone operators had to keep their hair short --because electricity. Or something. But…
When punk rockers run away to the circus
Rumor under the big top had it that the newest clown was a disaffected guitar player from th…
Better Living Through Yoga
I mean it this time. I've changed my ways. Happy to say I'm not hitting the whisky a…
There's a Future in Books
But no trees! They will be reduced to stumps. We'll have to use them all up in order to m…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Cheeses Of My Life
I have tasted the cheese, er cheeses, of my life –a P’tit Basque and Prince De Claverolle. Both cheeses are French, mad…
Typing Fool
Ack! I hate it when I don't have time to blog.
But the Jerry clip is me right now. I have been trying to keep up wit…
But the Jerry clip is me right now. I have been trying to keep up wit…
Dirty Water
This is one of my favorite songs from the 60's. We had the 45 when I was a kid. I listened to it in the basement ag…
Day Of My Increasing Power
I went to Revocup today, since it's my birthday and ordered a LARGE soy chai latte. They have a fortune-telling 8 …
Endangered Doughnuts
Are Krispy Kreme doughnuts leaving the planet?
I experienced my first Hot Doughnut Now at a Krispy Kreme in Miami, and i…
I experienced my first Hot Doughnut Now at a Krispy Kreme in Miami, and i…
I'm melting! --which is a good thing.
It's March! It feels like spring! It's in the 60's! 70's! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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