First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less than this totally dank bowling establishment. Tornado Alley Lanes gets the Simone Seal of Approval for referencing the wide open swath across Kansas that ushers in nados like a climatological welcome mat. And for keeping the shine and polish on that retro-riffic hunk of signage. They may even have the "best burgers in town." Think of that. The best burgers in all of Abilene.
The only bowling that would top bowling at Tornado Alley Lanes would be bowling at Tornado Alley Lanes during a tornado warning. One can dream.
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