Oh Baseball, my Baseball Simone Wednesday, September 30, 2015 Oh baseball, my baseball. Your season is ending soon. It's the last day of September, which m… Read more
Sleep-blogging the Blood Red Super Moon eclipse Simone Monday, September 28, 2015 Last night I was nodding off, and writing gibberish, and not even realizing that I went and publis… Read more
Bulky. Trashy. Simone Friday, September 25, 2015 Alternate title for this blog post: The Dregs of My Society. Saturday we took horrid things ou… Read more
Welcome Autumn Simone Wednesday, September 23, 2015 I'll be drinking you all your sorrow cold and golden sunlight trampled with the… Read more
What do you think of Mr. Peanut? Simone Wednesday, September 16, 2015 Redskin Spanish peanuts---seems like such a specific peanut to want. "Would you like so… Read more
Last Night of August Simone Wednesday, September 16, 2015 Here we are halfway through September, and the opening day of autumn is just around the corner… Read more
Embracing the pumpkin Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting for? When am I going to… Keep reading
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply focus on your ears, imagi… Keep reading
It's Time for the Salads. Here Come the Salads! Is this really a "salad"? Hey it's got something chopped up inside it. Therefore....salad. Do you doubt … Keep reading
Tornado Drill! Just like that winter is turning to spring and in Kansas that means one thing -- let the tornado drills begin! Kansas i… Keep reading
My Favorite Type of Storm Long live the brainstorm! I say this on behalf of cerebrums everywhere, while we're still allowed to have independ… Keep reading
Polar Vortex Cometh C'est ici--another polar vortex. The arctic chill deepens in this endless winter. I look out and I see only gray.… Keep reading