9/19/19!! Simone Thursday, September 19, 2019 It's 9/19/19! 9/19/19!!! And what else is there to say? But that it's 9/1… Read more
I Drink Alone Simone Monday, September 16, 2019 here is a meeting looks important so many drinks these people are thirsty empty bottle… Read more
Squaresville Simone Sunday, September 15, 2019 I was lucky enough to grow up with the Flintstones, and I like to think back on them fondly from t… Read more
Golden Age of the TV Repairman Simone Thursday, September 12, 2019 "Okay now kids, settle down. The show is starting." "Why did we have to … Read more
That One Time with the Clowns Simone Tuesday, September 10, 2019 Those orange circus peanuts aren't as bad as I thought. They feel kind of like a pillo… Read more
It's 9/9/19 Simone Monday, September 09, 2019 Yes, it's 9/9/19! Dates like these don't come around very often. 9/9/19. Or put a… Read more
Sideburns To hair is human. A "Simone Beyond" production. Music is a sample of Gary Numan's "Down in the Par… Keep reading
A Magnet Is Born Magnets are magical little objects but I had no idea making them was so badass. The messy and dangerous process in this… Keep reading
Not Safe to Drive -- Ode to a 98 Ford Contour Pt. 2 I've been driving my mom's 98 Ford Contour because my daughter's car crapped out on her and I gave her my … Keep reading
Meet the Shaggs! The Shaggs were three New Hampshire sisters who were forced by their father to form a band in the mid-sixties. They h… Keep reading
Embracing the pumpkin Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting for? When am I going to… Keep reading