It's a dry heat.
The green bottle. It implies that greasy or dry hair is not a problem. If not, I wonder what other problems your hair could have. Hmmmmmm...maybe I should buy a bottle.
I'm freaked out that Vaseline ever made shampoo!! I think they'd have a marketing problem if they tried to roll these product out today.
Baah! That is hilarious! Great find/idea. Ridiculous ad.