Football finally grows a hair Simone Sunday, September 30, 2012 Let your freak flag fly, dude! I don't pay much attention to the NFL. Football seasons… Read more
Yes, I'm judging you -- I have a right to. (How I've come to have less guilt, more shoes.) Simone Friday, September 28, 2012 They say you can't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Or a woman --though I'… Read more
How the 80s got me hooked on second-hand and vintage. Simone Thursday, September 20, 2012 Soon it will be time to return to the thrift stores. It’s a fall kind of thing with me. A t… Read more
New Pee Wee Refrigerator Magnet! Simone Friday, September 14, 2012 It's about time I had one of these up on the ol' icebox again! Read more
Boring, Dependable Jupiter Jupiter is like a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking up stray asteroids and saving our asses from getting hit. But Jupiter i… Keep reading
World Refrigeration Day Everyone chill out! June 26th is World Refrigeration Day, which gives tribute to refrigeration, air-conditioning and t… Keep reading
Sister Mary Scary Mony Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'. Keep reading
Free Floating Phantasm Okay, I've given myself a month to fart around and just be free. Now I should look for something writerly to plug … Keep reading
Is That Bjork In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me? This happened to me this morning:As a special Friday treat, I stopped by a coffeeshop on the way to work. While I was w… Keep reading
Grain Elevators, Waiting Grain Elevator in Nekoma, Kansas Roger sat at the kitchen table this morning, bolts and nuts of all sizes spread out b… Keep reading