Contemplating The Tinsels Of Old Freethehumanbeings Wednesday, December 22, 2010 We live in a world deprived of metal. Today, Christmas tree tinsel is made from toxic PVC vinyl. Bu… Read more
Live-Blogging The Solstice Lunar Eclipse Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:50 am central time: Put on coat over fleece robe. Put on big furry hat. Walk outside and crane … Read more
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Freethehumanbeings Thursday, December 16, 2010 Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmast… Read more
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, December 14, 2010 I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German… Read more
When It's This Cold.... Freethehumanbeings Monday, December 13, 2010 ......Curse words sound mild as a church chat. Consuming fat feels virtuous and wise. Alcohol is m… Read more
Is Your Hair Ready For Christmas? Freethehumanbeings Thursday, December 09, 2010 Does your "do" say "I do mistletoe"? Does your upsweep make hearts leap? A bra… Read more
Summer Chrome It is summer! Well, not officially. But summer always goes so fast, it's best to start considering it summer as ea… Keep reading
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply focus on your ears, imagi… Keep reading
Silent Night, Unsettling Night This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I'd hate to crash o… Keep reading
It's Time for the Salads. Here Come the Salads! Is this really a "salad"? Hey it's got something chopped up inside it. Therefore....salad. Do you doubt … Keep reading
Random Acts Of Canineness Galloping horses couldn't have surprised us more. In one wooosh the canine had bounded across the room and ONTO THE… Keep reading
I'm melting! --which is a good thing. It's March! It feels like spring! It's in the 60's! 70's! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … Keep reading
Support Low Power FM RadioWhat Is LPFM?Low Power FM – or LPFM -- stations are community-based, nonprofit radio station… Keep reading