Defective Christmas Card Simone Saturday, December 26, 2020 Just wrong. Everyone knows Santa says either "Merry Christmas" or "Ho ho ho"… Read more
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Meet the Shaggs! The Shaggs were three New Hampshire sisters who were forced by their father to form a band in the mid-sixties. They h… Keep reading
Embracing the pumpkin Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting for? When am I going to… Keep reading