How could I have missed Star Trek's 50th anniversary?---a few weeks back, or whenever it was.
To pay belated tribute, I've dug out this old Star Trek chart I made once for an assignment I had to do for a web design class. We had to use html to construct a table (columns and rows.)
The images of the Enterprise crew no longer display and I'm too lazy to reinstate them. Or I don't remember how.
No need to see their photos anyhow. This Trekkie Quick Guide will help you keep all the action straight, so you never have to be confused about who's doing what, or where the hell Chekov went. (Hint: he was an afterthought, brought on in the 2nd season as girl bait.)
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To pay belated tribute, I've dug out this old Star Trek chart I made once for an assignment I had to do for a web design class. We had to use html to construct a table (columns and rows.)
The images of the Enterprise crew no longer display and I'm too lazy to reinstate them. Or I don't remember how.
No need to see their photos anyhow. This Trekkie Quick Guide will help you keep all the action straight, so you never have to be confused about who's doing what, or where the hell Chekov went. (Hint: he was an afterthought, brought on in the 2nd season as girl bait.)
Star Trek Chart
A guide to characters and episodes
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| Amok Time | Killed by Spock(it seems) | Struck by powerful urge to mate | Dupes Vulcans, fakes Kirk's death | Left in command of ship | Gripes about erratic changes in flight orders | "She's lovely Mr. Spock, who is she?" | "I think I'm going to get space sick" | |||||||
| Naked Time | Rambles nonsensically about walking on beaches | Struggles with feelings for Nurse Chapel | Perturbed by partying lab techs | "Captain, you can't mix matter and antimatter cold!" | Strips down and charges crew with fencing foil | Briefly taken hostage by rampaging Sulu | Not yet part of crew | |||||||
| Devil in the Dark | Hunts down acid-dripping blob | Does freaky mind meld with the Horta | Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! | Works feverishly to repair pump for nuclear reactor | Aboard Enterprise | Aboard Enterprise | Not yet on crew | |||||||
| This Side of Paradise | Loses spore-happy crew to mass love-in on planet below | Madly in love, hangs from tree, grins like idiot | Talks southern and slurps mint julips | Off somewhere | Sprayed with spores and becomes "one" | Short-circuits ship radio and skips off to planet | Not yet on crew | |||||||
| City on the Edge of Time | In love with visionary social worker | Wears hat to cover ears in 1930's America | Crazed from cordrazine shot,wrecks past & future | "Control circuits threatening to overload, Captain" | Stranded in time vacuum | Stranded in time vacuum | Not yet on crew | |||||||
| Trouble with Tribbles | Beseiged by Tribbles, Klingons and pesky grain officer | Secretly likes Tribbles but pretends he doesn't | Discovers that Tribbles are born pregnant | Goes apeshit when Klingons insult Enterprise, starts brawl | Hangs out in bar with Scotty and Chekov | Buys Tribble for a pet and starts the whole mess | Incensed when Klingons call Kirk a Denebian Slime Devil | |||||||
| The Deadly Years | Becomes doddering old man | Becomes slightly less doddering old man | Becomes "just an old country doctor" | "I just need a wee bit o' rest, that's all" | "Romulans approaching from both sides!" | Dismayed by senile captain | "More blood, Chekov.Take off your shirt, Chekov. Roll over, Chekov |
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All other copyrights property of their respective holders.
I love this. Your summaries are hilarious. I used to favor the Sulu exerpts, but for some reason Bones talking southern and slurping mint juleps is cracking me up the most..maybe..there's too many good ones!
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