No Jellybeans On Easter. Simone Sunday, April 24, 2011 I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of bo… Read more
More Bass Sax Simone Friday, April 22, 2011 Sunday night at the Record Bar. That dark little gem in Westport, with the sign above the door that… Read more
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind Simone Wednesday, April 20, 2011 I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day. I did know that April w… Read more
This Is All I Want To Know Simone Friday, April 15, 2011 There once was a screenwriter in Hollywood named Vincent Lawrence who worked on lots of movies with… Read more
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Simone Wednesday, April 13, 2011 Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam… Read more
Magic Potion Hair Dye Simone Tuesday, April 12, 2011 You know, I've colored my hair before, people! There was another time when it turned out very v… Read more
Bulky. Trashy. Simone Friday, April 01, 2011 Cheri and I were out for our evening walk and began to get the sense that something was up in the n… Read more
2026 comes in like.... A selfish brat tossing all luck and good wishes out the window. Not caring who she beans down below with that heavy hor… Keep reading
Winter Medicinals You were outside scraping ice off your car....you had to walk through the windy tundra of a parking lot to get to the g… Keep reading
Burn Barrel Holy smoke. This is the way I remember it. How ours looked, in the back yard, behind the elm tree, next to the alley. A… Keep reading
Stellar Fellars Take this press conference of NASA space nerds talking to the public about 3I Atlas and inject it into my veins. The p… Keep reading
4:20 Earth. Dirt. Weeds. Things that come to mind this day. Things that are part of nature, that are here to serve us. Thing… Keep reading
Coffee Shops I Wanna Open Here’s the list. All I need now are a couple of investors with plenty of cash but no sense of proportion when it comes … Keep reading