No Jellybeans On Easter. Simone Sunday, April 24, 2011 I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of bo… Read more
More Bass Sax Simone Friday, April 22, 2011 Sunday night at the Record Bar. That dark little gem in Westport, with the sign above the door that… Read more
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind Simone Wednesday, April 20, 2011 I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day. I did know that April w… Read more
This Is All I Want To Know Simone Friday, April 15, 2011 There once was a screenwriter in Hollywood named Vincent Lawrence who worked on lots of movies with… Read more
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Simone Wednesday, April 13, 2011 Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam… Read more
Magic Potion Hair Dye Simone Tuesday, April 12, 2011 You know, I've colored my hair before, people! There was another time when it turned out very v… Read more
Bulky. Trashy. Simone Friday, April 01, 2011 Cheri and I were out for our evening walk and began to get the sense that something was up in the n… Read more
Beautiful Mind This is cosmic. Give yourself a break from all the holiday madness and take a quiet ride through outer space. The music… Keep reading
Laying in some Monk for the storm Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation of the next big sno… Keep reading
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmastime controversy over… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading
My Summer Freakout I wrote a thing about how moved I was by seeing the Flaming Lips live in concert last year in Kansas City, which moved … Keep reading
Weird Cloud Rare sighting of a tapeworm cloud. * Pictured here near Lawrence, the cloud stretched north for miles and stayed … Keep reading