The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Weeding
Last night my collection development class met for the last time. Our instructor had us do some weeding. NOT as exciti…
Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle
I need to get on with my jack-o-lantern carving. Just one week before Halloween. I've always found digging out the…
Stellar Fellars
Take this press conference of NASA space nerds talking to the public about 3I Atlas and inject it into my veins. The p…
Sunday UnFunnies
Here's your Sunday supplement-- excerpts from an article in the Financial Times that gives an interesting analysis …
Almost Manhattan
You are riding a tram at the Newark, New Jersey airport. You are not supposed to be here. This was not in the travel br…
Good Catholic Fun
Here's a joke I heard Saturday night:
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic." Yuk yu…
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic." Yuk yu…
