The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Boring, Dependable Jupiter
Jupiter is like a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking up stray asteroids and saving our asses from getting hit. But Jupiter i…
World Refrigeration Day
Everyone chill out! June 26th is World Refrigeration Day, which gives tribute to refrigeration, air-conditioning and t…
Sister Mary Scary Mony
Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'.
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course!
So a ten-year old girl was told,
when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin.
Who says ours is not a benevolent…
So a ten-year old girl was told,
when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin.
Who says ours is not a benevolent…
Morning Glory Man
This morning on my way to work, there was a man standing in the intersection, handing something out. He was an older m…
