Silent Night, Unsettling Night
This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I…
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears
First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply f…
It's Time for the Salads. Here Come the Salads!
Is this really a "salad"? Hey it's got something chopped up inside it. Therefore..…
Strange Egg Anomaly
A cracked eggshell on the sidewalk. Just resting there as if neatly placed. Was it an omen? There …
Living the Dream
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Hail, October!
Yes!-- Hail, October!
In welcoming this glorious and best of all months, I bring you the words of my sister Laura, who…
In welcoming this glorious and best of all months, I bring you the words of my sister Laura, who…
Wunnerful, Wunnerful
Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam-cleaned duo on Lawre…
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind
I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day.
I did know that April was National Poetry Mont…
I did know that April was National Poetry Mont…
No Jellybeans On Easter.
I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of boxes and probably all…
