Sister Mary Scary Mony Simone Friday, July 18, 2025 Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'. Read more
Boring, Dependable Jupiter Simone Thursday, July 17, 2025 Jupiter is like a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking up stray asteroids and saving our asses from gettin… Read more
Laying in some Monk for the storm Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation of the next big sno… Keep reading
The Natives Were Restless Sunday night before sundown, we took a drive west of town to look at some storm clouds that were hovering darkly over … Keep reading
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmastime controversy over… Keep reading
Men on meth doing ladders.... I mean men on math doing ladders..... I mean men on ladders doing math! Geez! Keep reading
Can this be January? We've had some freakishly warm days here. Here are my legs on the deck. This was me Saturday. I was enjoying the s… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading