Sister Mary Scary Mony Simone Friday, July 18, 2025 Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'. Read more
Boring, Dependable Jupiter Simone Thursday, July 17, 2025 Jupiter is like a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking up stray asteroids and saving our asses from gettin… Read more
Revocup As part of my recent outing and abouting, I met Laura for coffee Sunday morning. I was glad she suggested a place down… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading
Laying in some Monk for the storm Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation of the next big sno… Keep reading
Men on meth doing ladders.... I mean men on math doing ladders..... I mean men on ladders doing math! Geez! Keep reading
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmastime controversy over… Keep reading
Weird Cloud Rare sighting of a tapeworm cloud. * Pictured here near Lawrence, the cloud stretched north for miles and stayed … Keep reading