Sister Mary Scary Mony Simone Friday, July 18, 2025 Visions of myself as a nun. My countenance is severe, but my head garb is stylin'. Read more
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Cheeses Of My Life I have tasted the cheese, er cheeses, of my life –a P’tit Basque and Prince De Claverolle. Both cheeses are French, mad… Keep reading
New Food Trends I Can Do Without Lap cheong sausage. It keeps in the fridge for weeks. I don't want to be looking at some old piece of sausage in my… Keep reading