Oh To Be in Newark, New Jersey in Autumn Simone Tuesday, October 24, 2017 What. Did you think this was Newark? It's Times Square. You'll have to just imagine N… Read more
Not one of her better birthdays Simone Tuesday, October 17, 2017 Jane made do with the flaming birthday compost Read more
Welcome October!! Simone Sunday, October 01, 2017 Hey, I can finally get out this 1972 calendar I've been saving all these years. The dates … Read more
Winter Medicinals You were outside scraping ice off your car....you had to walk through the windy tundra of a parking lot to get to the g… Keep reading
Winter Storm All Up In Here It was only a matter of time before we had to pay the winter gods for all the unseasonable warmth we had over Christmas… Keep reading
Bong Voyage So Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was caught with a bong. Shame, shame. Let the flood of moral outrage begin.… Keep reading
Red Letter Day Today that family pack of ground beef I bought expires, requiring me to tear it apart with my bare hands and put it int… Keep reading
2026 comes in like.... A selfish brat tossing all luck and good wishes out the window. Not caring who she beans down below with that heavy hor… Keep reading
Heart of Gold WOW. I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla… Keep reading