Self-flagellation with Humidity Simone Wednesday, July 26, 2017 These days when humidity levels don't soar quite high enough I get out the old steamer bag … Read more
The Right Idea Simone Sunday, July 16, 2017 You can stop looking for it. It's here. He's got it. The right idea. Read more
Better Living through Yoga Simone Thursday, July 13, 2017 Today's post is about how you too can achieve serenity. I owe my calm nerves and blank mind to… Read more
Pro Tip Simone Wednesday, July 12, 2017 Wear the right hat and they won't catch on that you're a hobo Read more
Sad bus Simone Tuesday, July 11, 2017 Don't get on the Sad bus. Wait instead for the number 9 or the G line. Catch the Yellow l… Read more
Toads of Summer Pt. 2 Simone Monday, July 10, 2017 For visuals of Kansas toads, see previous post, "Toads of Summer Pt. 1" This here'… Read more
This Juicer Is Lit I just found out this old juicer from my childhood contains uranium. What?? When I was a kid I thought of it as a prett… Keep reading
My Happy Full Moon Supermoon Birthday Today is a special day in all the universe---my birthday!! And I'm getting the coolest most cosmic present ever. A… Keep reading
I'm melting! --which is a good thing. It's March! It feels like spring! It's in the 60's! 70's! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … Keep reading
Live-Blogging My Birthday--It Begins It's 1:18 am. I'm 53 now. I made it! This far......Way to go, me. All that risky stuff I used to do----walking… Keep reading
Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle I need to get on with my jack-o-lantern carving. Just one week before Halloween. I've always found digging out the… Keep reading
What A Day! Jubilant. Moved. Can't keep my mascara on. Impossible to work. Can't put it into words. Wish I was in Washingt… Keep reading