Toads of Summer Pt. 1 Simone Saturday, June 10, 2017 These are the gray, dry, rock-looking toads that can be found around my mo… Read more
Waxing Parabolic Simone Saturday, June 03, 2017 Would it really kill someone to open a coffeeshop with this kind of architecture? Is that so mu… Read more
We Regard the Grain Elevator Simone Friday, June 02, 2017 Part of the ongoing series in which we regard a grain elevator. This one's in Ransom… Read more
Sideburns To hair is human. A "Simone Beyond" production. Music is a sample of Gary Numan's "Down in the Par… Keep reading
A Magnet Is Born Magnets are magical little objects but I had no idea making them was so badass. The messy and dangerous process in this… Keep reading
Not Safe to Drive -- Ode to a 98 Ford Contour Pt. 2 I've been driving my mom's 98 Ford Contour because my daughter's car crapped out on her and I gave her my … Keep reading
Meet the Shaggs! The Shaggs were three New Hampshire sisters who were forced by their father to form a band in the mid-sixties. They h… Keep reading
Embracing the pumpkin Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting for? When am I going to… Keep reading