Dread of Meats Simone Monday, January 28, 2013 I bought a lot of meat yesterday. A package of split chicken breasts. A family pack of ground… Read more
Dead of Winter Revelations Simone Monday, January 14, 2013 Wearing my blue knit cap, which makes me look like a Smurf, is a fashion "Do". I fou… Read more
Winter Medicinals You were outside scraping ice off your car....you had to walk through the windy tundra of a parking lot to get to the g… Keep reading
Winter Storm All Up In Here It was only a matter of time before we had to pay the winter gods for all the unseasonable warmth we had over Christmas… Keep reading
Bong Voyage So Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was caught with a bong. Shame, shame. Let the flood of moral outrage begin.… Keep reading
Red Letter Day Today that family pack of ground beef I bought expires, requiring me to tear it apart with my bare hands and put it int… Keep reading
2026 comes in like.... A selfish brat tossing all luck and good wishes out the window. Not caring who she beans down below with that heavy hor… Keep reading
Heart of Gold WOW. I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla… Keep reading