Beauty Decision # 587 Simone Sunday, November 11, 2007 Should she smell insolent or capricious? Read more
Bambi Was Ever Haunted By Her Close Brush With Algebra Simone Wednesday, November 07, 2007 "Wake up, you're having a nightmare!" Read more
No Home Should Be Without One Simone Monday, November 05, 2007 "This comes with the detachable 'life of the party' shade." Read more
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End Simone Friday, November 02, 2007 "I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!" Read more
This Juicer Is Lit I just found out this old juicer from my childhood contains uranium. What?? When I was a kid I thought of it as a prett… Keep reading
My Happy Full Moon Supermoon Birthday Today is a special day in all the universe---my birthday!! And I'm getting the coolest most cosmic present ever. A… Keep reading
I'm melting! --which is a good thing. It's March! It feels like spring! It's in the 60's! 70's! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … Keep reading
Live-Blogging My Birthday--It Begins It's 1:18 am. I'm 53 now. I made it! This far......Way to go, me. All that risky stuff I used to do----walking… Keep reading
Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle I need to get on with my jack-o-lantern carving. Just one week before Halloween. I've always found digging out the… Keep reading
What A Day! Jubilant. Moved. Can't keep my mascara on. Impossible to work. Can't put it into words. Wish I was in Washingt… Keep reading