Son Of A Beatle! Dhani Harrison's Regrettable Fashion Spread Simone Thursday, November 13, 2008 While waiting for my appointment at the women's health clinic, I browsed through a copy of a … Read more
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Simone Wednesday, November 12, 2008 A hysterical video from the Onion: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their… Read more
"Today, We Are All Marilyns!" Simone Friday, November 07, 2008 (John is the prettiest by far) Read more
Failure To Blow Election Stuns Democrats Simone Thursday, November 06, 2008 Party Faithful Mourn End to Losing Tradition Written by Andy Borowitz for the Borowitz Report: Just… Read more
Hail, October! Yes!-- Hail, October! In welcoming this glorious and best of all months, I bring you the words of my sister Laura, who… Keep reading
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day. I did know that April was National Poetry Mont… Keep reading
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam-cleaned duo on Lawre… Keep reading
No Jellybeans On Easter. I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of boxes and probably all… Keep reading