Silent Night, Unsettling Night Simone Monday, December 23, 2024 This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I… Read more
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Facts About Colors Look around. There is no escaping color. It is ubiquitous. Yet what does it all mean? Below is color explained. BlackBl… Keep reading