Happy Earthly Birthday Simone Wednesday, December 15, 2021 This existential birthday tune has a few questions for you..... Read more
Christmas for the Hobo Simone Tuesday, December 07, 2021 A heartwarming holiday tune that hopes the hobo finds Christmas cheer ----at a distance! Read more
Skanky the hobo and the community garden. Simone Thursday, December 02, 2021 A hobo talks about the community garden being planted down by the train tracks. Read more
How many crucifixes? Simone Monday, November 15, 2021 My mom's house contains multiple crucifixes Read more
Simone Thursday, October 07, 2021 I wrote this song about the joys of autumn. Welcome October! The best month ever! And October 7… Read more
Beautiful Mind This is cosmic. Give yourself a break from all the holiday madness and take a quiet ride through outer space. The music… Keep reading
Laying in some Monk for the storm Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation of the next big sno… Keep reading
Burl Ives Event Stirs Trouble Anew in Small Maryland Town Dispute over folksy troubador creates rancor in Peaksville, Maryland Peaksville, MD – A Christmastime controversy over… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading
My Summer Freakout I wrote a thing about how moved I was by seeing the Flaming Lips live in concert last year in Kansas City, which moved … Keep reading
Weird Cloud Rare sighting of a tapeworm cloud. * Pictured here near Lawrence, the cloud stretched north for miles and stayed … Keep reading