Found on the Ground --UPDATED!
Over Christmas I was in Ness and came across this while I was out on a walk. It was a walk to t…
Slipping Into Darkness
It begins. Nothing can stop it now. We are hurtling towards winter....Slipping into darkness....�…
How 610 Sports Radio Ruled My Days In October
Happy for the Cubs and their fans! Looking back at the wild ride the Royals gave us last year...…
Royulz Funneez
Back when I had Royals newspaper clippings and too much time on my hands....this happened:������…
Baseball Radio Silence
End of October, and I'm wearing my "Take October" Royals Championship pullover, …
My Birthday continued ---Wrap it up already!
Well, that didn't go as planned. I started live-blogging my birthday on the 7th....now here it…
Live-blogging my Birthday---It Continues
Wow --I'm looking at 1:18 again----12 hours after I started this. I'm leaving town for Ne…
Live-blogging my Birthday --Mid-morning
At present I'm packing to go to Ness today, but early this morning I was creeping outside …
Live-Blogging My Birthday--It Begins
It's 1:18 am. I'm 53 now. I made it! This far......Way to go, me. All that risky stuff I u…
Embracing the pumpkin
Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting …
Counting down the baseball games left
Five. A measly five games. That's it. I can count on one hand the number of games left f…
Late September Lament
Is autumn my favorite season? I know it used to be, but I’ve kind of been on this sun kick for…
It's Fall! - Time to Burn Things!
BYOE (Bring your own effigy) and support your local bonfire. Pile on your unmentionables, unq…
Tout-er Suite!
At this moment in time, uncannily, both of my daughters are French tutors. The younger tutors in…
They thought I was dying
I was visiting my mom in late August, and lolling about on the school yard behind her house. The a…
Star Trek is 50!
How could I have missed Star Trek's 50th anniversary?---a few weeks back, or whenever it was. …
Report of Findings From Hell
Found in the bowels of the library where I work. I like the plainspoken label, making its…
Spring Hair
Cheri has been shedding something awful. At first it really bothered me, but then I figur…
Fun with mannequins
Not sure what is going on here, but.....this looks more like window UN-dressing to me... …
Baseball Card Store
Today I found a store that sells baseball cards. It's called, "The Baseball Card Store.&q…
I'm So Darn Resourceful!
Got to work and realized to my horror I'd left my lipstick at home. And my lip pencil …
I'm Going to Miss the YELLING
I guess I like the old, clunky ways. The National Weather Service is going to stop "yelling…
Back when branding was a party waiting to happen
Americans are fun as you can see Our fonts are tipsy and crazee!
Man in the Boiler Room
The infernal clanking coming from the boiler room disturbed them all, but they pretended not …
Domestic Appliance Abuse
The dishwasher no longer works unless I pound it and whack it. A good slam with the fat part of my…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
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Mystery Stone
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I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
