Beauty Decision # 587 Simone Sunday, November 11, 2007 Should she smell insolent or capricious? Read more
Bambi Was Ever Haunted By Her Close Brush With Algebra Simone Wednesday, November 07, 2007 "Wake up, you're having a nightmare!" Read more
No Home Should Be Without One Simone Monday, November 05, 2007 "This comes with the detachable 'life of the party' shade." Read more
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End Simone Friday, November 02, 2007 "I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!" Read more
No Jellybeans On Easter. I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of boxes and probably all… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading
How I Came To Be Crowned Chili Queen It started with that trip through the bean aisle of Hyvee, when I picked up two 30 oz. cans of chili beans and said, &q… Keep reading
The Physics Of A Falling Coffee Cup On Tuesday this incredible thing happened at work. I didn't think such a thing was possible. The laws of falling bo… Keep reading
Spocktober! The month has almost got away from me! I can't believe I am just now posting about it. It's not logical, captai… Keep reading