Beauty Decision # 587 Simone Sunday, November 11, 2007 Should she smell insolent or capricious? Read more
Bambi Was Ever Haunted By Her Close Brush With Algebra Simone Wednesday, November 07, 2007 "Wake up, you're having a nightmare!" Read more
No Home Should Be Without One Simone Monday, November 05, 2007 "This comes with the detachable 'life of the party' shade." Read more
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End Simone Friday, November 02, 2007 "I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!" Read more
How to Meteorite Should you one day hear a tremendous crash, feel the house shake, and find a hole in your roof, with the air smelling o… Keep reading
I Wanna Drive a Big Rectangle I used to think a 1980's Volvo wagon was the ultimate in mobile rectangularity, but this is the real beast. It'… Keep reading
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels? Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and… Keep reading
Holy Crap, It's Cold! This morning Roger heard the following forecast: The current temperature was 4 degrees. The high today would be 9 degre… Keep reading
Jazz and Classical fight like mad dogs at Helzberg Hall This past Saturday was my first concert at Helzberg Hall in the Kauffman Center. I discovered there are three things I… Keep reading
Today my pancake sang for me. When I pressed down on it with my spatula, the steam released made a low, sustained "oooooooooooooooooooooooo&qu… Keep reading