Star Trek is 50!

How could I have missed Star Trek's 50th anniversary?---a few weeks back, or whenever it was.

To pay belated tribute, I've dug out this old Star Trek chart I made once for an assignment I had to do for a web design class.  We had to use html to construct a table (columns and rows.)

The images of the Enterprise crew no longer display and I'm too lazy to reinstate them. Or I don't remember how.

No need to see their photos anyhow. This Trekkie Quick Guide will help you keep all the action straight, so you never have to be confused about who's doing what, or where the hell Chekov went. (Hint: he was an afterthought, brought on in the 2nd season as girl bait.)      

Star Trek Chart

A guide to characters and episodes

Trekkie Quick Guide

	Kirk	Spock	Mccoy	Scotty	Sulu	Uhura	Chekov
Amok Time	Killed by Spock(it seems)	Struck by powerful urge to mate	Dupes Vulcans, fakes Kirk's death	Left in command of ship	Gripes about erratic changes in flight orders	"She's lovely Mr. Spock, who is she?"	"I think I'm going to get space sick"
Naked Time	Rambles nonsensically about walking on beaches	Struggles with feelings for Nurse Chapel	Perturbed by partying lab techs	"Captain, you can't mix matter and antimatter cold!"	Strips down and charges crew with fencing foil	Briefly taken hostage by rampaging Sulu	Not yet part of crew
Devil in the Dark	Hunts down acid-dripping blob	Does freaky mind meld with the Horta	Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!	Works feverishly to repair pump for nuclear reactor	Aboard Enterprise	Aboard Enterprise	Not yet on crew
This Side of Paradise	Loses spore-happy crew to mass love-in on planet below	Madly in love, hangs from tree, grins like idiot	Talks southern and slurps mint julips	Off somewhere	Sprayed with spores and becomes "one"	Short-circuits ship radio and skips off to planet	Not yet on crew
City on the Edge of Time	In love with visionary social worker	Wears hat to cover ears in 1930's America	Crazed from cordrazine shot,wrecks past & future	"Control circuits threatening to overload, Captain"	Stranded in time vacuum	Stranded in time vacuum	Not yet on crew
Trouble with Tribbles	Beseiged by Tribbles, Klingons and pesky grain officer	Secretly likes Tribbles but pretends he doesn't	Discovers that Tribbles are born pregnant	Goes apeshit when Klingons insult Enterprise, starts brawl	Hangs out in bar with Scotty and Chekov	Buys Tribble for a pet and starts the whole mess	Incensed when Klingons call Kirk a Denebian Slime Devil
The Deadly Years	Becomes doddering old man	Becomes slightly less doddering old man	Becomes "just an old country doctor"	"I just need a wee bit o' rest, that's all"	"Romulans approaching from both sides!"	Dismayed by senile captain	"More blood, Chekov.Take off your shirt, Chekov. Roll over, Chekov

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