Silent Night, Unsettling Night
This ornament looks concerned. It's worried that you aren't making good life choices. I…
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears
First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply f…
It's Time for the Salads. Here Come the Salads!
Is this really a "salad"? Hey it's got something chopped up inside it. Therefore..…
Strange Egg Anomaly
A cracked eggshell on the sidewalk. Just resting there as if neatly placed. Was it an omen? There …
Sun Harvesting
On warm autumn days I spend a lot of time lying around outside. What some would call being idle. …
My Birthday Was Far Out!
It was a trip, both geographically, and cosmic-ly speaking. I drove hundreds of miles out to wester…
It's October!
October is here! It's my favorite month. Why, you ask? Oh, you didn't ask. I'll tell y…
Pardon my French
This time last year I was in France, wallowing in the riches of la belle vie that is French cult…
Pneumatic!
I love that my drugstore still uses these pneumatic tubes! When I go through the drive-thru I ign…
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Fall Is Here and So Is Its Garden!
Fall isn't messing around. The very first day and it's lettin' us know. I was out last…
Ornamental Hermits
I just found out about "ornamental hermits" a real thing that was a hot trend in the ea…
Last Call for Summer
. Watch the full moon rise because you probably won't want to be outside for the next one. Wal…
Beers of Summer
Summertime is beer time. In the cold months I'm more of a wine drinker, alternating with Blood…
Where Bowling Balls Go
I know a patch of earth in a sullen acre of grass and weeds, that regularly calls to itself t…
Best Concert of my Life! Thank you Flaming Lips!!!
Looking into space, it surrounds you Love is the place that you're drawn to Looking into sp…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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