The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears
First, be an elf.
If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter.
Simply focus on your ears, imagine them moving, and try to get them to budge. Do this frequently.
Starting out, it will seem futile. Your ears will be as fixed as Stonehenge. But keep at it, and eventually you'll notice a smidge of movement. And then the movement will grow larger. You've found the ear muscle!
Keep practicing and soon you'll be able to wiggle your ears and go hee hee and ho ho like the best of Christmas elves!
Impress your friends and neighbors!
Can’t deny…your Dad could flap some fenders. I remember him being the only “real” person I’ve ever met that could do it. I tried. Nope. I figured maybe my Dad could…not hereditary apparently.
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Try harder. I believe you have it in you, H. B. You and your dad just didn't want it bad enough. I guess wiggling our ears was of higher importance to me and my dad, ha ha.
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