Pilgrim Or Gypsy?
If someone held a gun to your head and you had to choose between being a pilgrim woman or a gypsy,…
Goin' Incognito
At last my quest for anonymity has ended! I'm so tired of being recognized and greeted everywhe…
So Long Analog
Okay, Confession: I have a hard time letting go of 20th century electronics. I'm sorry to see t…
Random Thoughts Of November
We've pushed off from the shore of October. Heading for the high seas of December. This winter,…
Keep On Rockin' In The Free World
Neil Young has mounted himself into the engine block of his 1959 Lincoln Continental to create a n…
Son Of A Beatle! Dhani Harrison's Regrettable Fashion Spread
While waiting for my appointment at the women's health clinic, I browsed through a copy of a …
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
A hysterical video from the Onion: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their…
Failure To Blow Election Stuns Democrats
Party Faithful Mourn End to Losing Tradition Written by Andy Borowitz for the Borowitz Report: Just…
Oh Happy Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You, President Obama Here on the pulse of this new day You may have the grace to look up and …
Election Day!
Hear that? That's the sound of millions of votes being cast --the sound of sweet democracy. May…
Simone's Book Club
My hope for this nation is that we can rise above the kind of fundamentalist thinking that leads t…
What I Like About Ike
I'm pretty sure my parents dragged me to the Eisenhower museum once, halfway through a long dri…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
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Mystery Stone
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I Embrace Lard
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Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
