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And now for another episode of --the Happy Duster!
In this week's installment, Beverly loses a pearl earring when she dusts a little too vigor…
Oh To Be in Newark, New Jersey in Autumn
What. Did you think this was Newark? It's Times Square. You'll have to just imagine N…
Welcome October!!
Hey, I can finally get out this 1972 calendar I've been saving all these years. The dates …
Healing light in western Kansas
Oh the sun in western Kansas is a healing light It bounces through manure piles feedtank…
What's wrong with this picture?
Nothing, that I can see. Here's what's right: Iggy and Waits in a booth. I MEAN....…
Two Tear Jerker Cocktails Coming Right Up
When Jane's dream to be a soda jerk fell apart her true calling to be a tear jerker was bor…
Self-flagellation with Humidity
These days when humidity levels don't soar quite high enough I get out the old steamer bag …
Better Living through Yoga
Today's post is about how you too can achieve serenity. I owe my calm nerves and blank mind to…
Toads of Summer Pt. 2
For visuals of Kansas toads, see previous post, "Toads of Summer Pt. 1" This here'…
Waxing Parabolic
Would it really kill someone to open a coffeeshop with this kind of architecture? Is that so mu…
We Regard the Grain Elevator
Part of the ongoing series in which we regard a grain elevator. This one's in Ransom…
Two Against the World
Betsy and Minnie put a brave face towards the intolerance shown their love affair
We Regard the Grain Elevator
Welcome to the first edition of this new feature on my blog, in which we will regard the grain …
Men on meth doing ladders....
I mean men on math doing ladders..... I mean men on ladders doing math! Geez!
It's Kansas Day
January 29th is Kansas Day. Here is a picture of why I love Kansas so much. Am I talkin…
It's A Sad Sad Day
I didn't want to believe the news I read this morning, that our pitcher Yordano Ventura had…
Guess Whose Contract Just Got Extended to 2021!
Duffy Bear! He's not going anywhere. At least for the next five years. Duff…
I Had A Dream...About a King, Two Princes, and a Duke
In this dream, I went to heaven. It was cloudy. Clouds on the ground, even. I started walking a…
A Gnarly Mess of Spent Pods...
...Is what you're left with when you make a big pot of masala chai. B…
Greetings, Ice Man
Welcome. I for one welcome and embrace our new Ice Overlord. I submit completely to your ru…
Just Rinse It For Crying Out Loud!
Posted this sign on the kitchen cupboard over the winter break. Two daughters home all day, mak…
Okay Duff-Man, You're It.
Pitcher Danny Duffy won my heart some time back with his bear suit, but he was vying for the to…
They Traded Dyson!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even. (Sobbing, blubbering, sniffling...sobs coming so fast can't catc…
The Problem with Snow Nights...
... Is they deprive us of Snow Days. It's all in the timing. A good snow needs …
2017 has me like....
So much for reflection and burning candles and shit. I'm having trouble adjusting to the ne…
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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