Minimize Talking! It's a Polar Vortex! Simone Tuesday, January 29, 2019 It doth dive, it doth plungeth, the vortex of the Poles! Wind chills are below zero. Fros… Read more
Hypothermia Kit Simone Thursday, January 24, 2019 Thinking of venturing out into the cold? Don't leave home without our Hypothermia Kit -… Read more
A New Year ---Choose Your Adventure Simone Sunday, January 20, 2019 This planning questionnaire will help you set goals and make 2019 the year of your dreams! F… Read more
What I Googled while the power was out Simone Friday, January 18, 2019 Mr. Heater A powerful snow storm rolled in last weekend and knocked the power out. I sat i… Read more
Snow's A'Comin' Simone Friday, January 11, 2019 Gas up the car. Run to the store. Stock up on vittles. Buy wine. Buy brandy. Lay in supplies.… Read more
Late Night Stand-Off With a Spider Simone Thursday, January 10, 2019 Well I had to kill it. There was no way I could go to bed and leave THIS THING intact and in ro… Read more
Chakra meditation with the Queen of England Simone Saturday, January 05, 2019 Meditation Leader: To prepare ourselves, your Highness, we shall take a deep breath.......t… Read more
My soul in the dead of winter Simone Wednesday, January 02, 2019 A photographic representation Read more
What new year? Simone Tuesday, January 01, 2019 Oh, yeah, it's January 1st, the fresh start of a new annum. Time to make resolutions and tr… Read more
Bach Is In The House You'll never guess where I was Sunday night, between the hours of 7:00 and 9:00. You would not imagine that I woul… Keep reading
Heart of Gold WOW. I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla… Keep reading
Don't You Want To Sing With Heino? I have Germanic ancestry in my blood but I swear to god sometimes I don't understand the German people at all. Keep reading
Burn Barrel Holy smoke. This is the way I remember it. How ours looked, in the back yard, behind the elm tree, next to the alley. A… Keep reading
Happy Fatness It's Fat Tuesday! The day of revelry and wild parades. Freaks waving their freak flags, queens in their drag. Like… Keep reading
Red Letter Day Today that family pack of ground beef I bought expires, requiring me to tear it apart with my bare hands and put it int… Keep reading