Minimize Talking! It's a Polar Vortex!
It doth dive, it doth plungeth, the vortex of the Poles! Wind chills are below zero. Fros…
Hypothermia Kit
Thinking of venturing out into the cold? Don't leave home without our Hypothermia Kit -…
A New Year ---Choose Your Adventure
This planning questionnaire will help you set goals and make 2019 the year of your dreams! F…
What I Googled while the power was out
Mr. Heater A powerful snow storm rolled in last weekend and knocked the power out. I sat i…
Snow's A'Comin'
Gas up the car. Run to the store. Stock up on vittles. Buy wine. Buy brandy. Lay in supplies.…
Late Night Stand-Off With a Spider
Well I had to kill it. There was no way I could go to bed and leave THIS THING intact and in ro…
Chakra meditation with the Queen of England
Meditation Leader: To prepare ourselves, your Highness, we shall take a deep breath.......t…
What new year?
Oh, yeah, it's January 1st, the fresh start of a new annum. Time to make resolutions and try t…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
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When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
