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I can't open my wine bottle!

What kind of  frickin' wine cap is this?  It's not a cork. It's not a screw cap. It is diabolically sealed with a layer of metal as thick as a sardine can. How am I supposed to get through that?





I cut myself and am now bleeding, from trying to hack through this with a knife. Worst wine packaging ever!



Mother of mercy! Who designed such a seal? Mormons? 

Comments

  1. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. where the heck did you buy that????

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  2. At the little liquor store I usually visit. The wine is from Bulgaria. Maybe that explains it.

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  3. We've had the same issue and yours is the only page on the internet I can find in the same boat. Help us!!!

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