Thanksgiving Momories
My mom made the best Thanksgiving dressing under the sun. Her turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, an…
Shopping for Rocks
When I go out to Ness I shop for rocks. I take walks on a dirt road outside of town that is a veri…
Hail, October!
Yes!-- Hail, October! In welcoming this glorious and best of all months, I bring you the wor…
I Drink Alone
here is a meeting looks important so many drinks these people are thirsty empty bottle…
Squaresville
I was lucky enough to grow up with the Flintstones, and I like to think back on them fondly from t…
Golden Age of the TV Repairman
"Okay now kids, settle down. The show is starting." "Why did we have to …
That One Time with the Clowns
Those orange circus peanuts aren't as bad as I thought. They feel kind of like a pillo…
The Month of Lengthening Shadows
Mom liked to say that August was "the month of lengthening shadows." She liked to re…
Time is not a blanket
I've tried to make it into one. Thinking I can wrap it around myself and relax into its fol…
Snow's A'Comin Agin
What the what? Three to seven inches expected today? Well chap my ass. Who opened the door up…
Playin' Ice Storm Bingo
Been playing since last night, when the sound of ice pelting the deck, the trees, the elect…
Snow ---An Art Installation
I viewed these objets d'art during a recent visit to Ness City. A few highlights from the …
Minimize Talking! It's a Polar Vortex!
It doth dive, it doth plungeth, the vortex of the Poles! Wind chills are below zero. Fros…
Hypothermia Kit
Thinking of venturing out into the cold? Don't leave home without our Hypothermia Kit -…
A New Year ---Choose Your Adventure
This planning questionnaire will help you set goals and make 2019 the year of your dreams! F…
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right
When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
