The Bad Seed at Christmastime Freethehumanbeings Saturday, December 22, 2018 "You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one… Read more
From: "October on Earth: a Pictorial Guide for Aliens" Freethehumanbeings Sunday, October 14, 2018 It is the job of smaller humans to remove the heavy harvest orbs that invade the planet soils… Read more
Me at Breakfast: A Dramatization Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, September 25, 2018 All I had to eat was mints. Read more
Shopping in Simpler Times Freethehumanbeings Saturday, September 08, 2018 What wares are these two guys peddlin'? Who can tell? Or is it the two guys that are for s… Read more
The Official Beer of Simone's School Yard Drinkin' Freethehumanbeings Thursday, August 30, 2018 I'm proud to partner with Free State Brewery of Lawrence, Kansas in rolling out my summer se… Read more
Let's Bowl! Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, July 31, 2018 First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less… Read more
Rocks In My Head Freethehumanbeings Monday, July 16, 2018 I've made many treks out to western Kansas in recent months, attending to my ailing mother, an… Read more
Telephone operators - the untold story Freethehumanbeings Sunday, April 22, 2018 Lady telephone operators had to keep their hair short --because electricity. Or something. But… Read more
Blackboard wiped clean just like I will do to your minds... Freethehumanbeings Sunday, April 15, 2018 Like she was ever gonna teach anything. Read more
K is for Kaftans Freethehumanbeings Thursday, April 12, 2018 Page from A Child's ABC of Regrettable Fashion : Read more
When punk rockers run away to the circus Freethehumanbeings Sunday, April 08, 2018 Rumor under the big top had it that the newest clown was a disaffected guitar player from th… Read more
Snapshot of a forgotten spring ritual from bygone days Freethehumanbeings Saturday, April 07, 2018 Children gather for the turd cake Read more
Better Living Through Yoga Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, January 30, 2018 I mean it this time. I've changed my ways. Happy to say I'm not hitting the whisky a… Read more
Cold!!! Freethehumanbeings Tuesday, January 16, 2018 I love the image that the National Weather Service uses on the daily forecast when it gets re… Read more
There's a Future in Books Freethehumanbeings Saturday, January 06, 2018 But no trees! They will be reduced to stumps. We'll have to use them all up in order to m… Read more
Cute? Or Creepy? Freethehumanbeings Thursday, January 04, 2018 A touch disturbing? You decide. Read more
Summer Chrome It is summer! Well, not officially. But summer always goes so fast, it's best to start considering it summer as ea… Keep reading
I'm So Darn Resourceful! Got to work and realized to my horror I'd left my lipstick at home. And my lip pencil which had always been my bac… Keep reading
Beatnik Cave No, it wasn't. O'Malley's in Weston is good as pubs go, but it's not a beatnik cave . It's housed u… Keep reading
No Jellybeans On Easter. I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of boxes and probably all… Keep reading
Car Tag The Merry Pranksters I'm looking for a word or phrase that evokes a free-wheelin' non-conformist spirit of adve… Keep reading
New Year's Day -- Almost My Last Day on Earth, Maybe What a way to start a new year. Talk about taking stock of your life.....while out in my Civic on a routine errand lat… Keep reading
It's October! October is here! It's my favorite month. Why, you ask? Oh, you didn't ask. I'll tell you anyway. Octob… Keep reading