LIGHT/DARK MODE

Gladiator Inspired

Zliten mosaic from Libya circa the 2nd century. Note the footwear.



I was browsing the Payless Shoes website when I saw that one of the menu choices for sandals said "Gladiator Inspired." What?? What the heck was that? I clicked and found various arena-ready styles like the ones below:




This Spartacus trend is old news. Apparently it was a big hit last spring, and somehow I missed it. I don't know if I'll buy a pair this year, or just stick with my old flip flops. But now I know I can walk into a store asking for "gladiator shoes", and the sales clerk won't look at me funny.






Comments

  1. Funny. These were popular in the 90s too. Nice post.

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  2. okay,,maybe if you're 20,,these shoes MIGHT look cute on you. but, boy howdy could you make a HUGE fashion mistake if you didn't pair the right outfit with em. what DOES one wear with glad sandals? a short toga, perhaps? very happy to have missed the whole phenomena,,even back in the 90's. make feet look big and clunky.

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  3. They look like something a mean old nun might wear in the summer.

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  4. You guys are cracking me up. Marc, your comment is priceless. And I can totally see it. Sue, I feel the same way. I think those sandals would make my legs look short and clunky. I think you'd have to have some nice gams --bare gams --muscular bare gams, like the gladiators--to pull these off.

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  5. marc, you hit the nail on the gladiator sandal head! so funny, your comment. and i can just picture sister mary florentine sporting something like that. thanks for that mental image!

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  6. Sister Mary Florentine?! If that's not the most idyllic nun name...Perfect. Freethehumanbeings, did you know her?

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  7. No, she was before my time. I had Sister Marina, who was a sweetheart (and insisted on taking off her veil and also played acoustic guitar.) And I had Sister Bridget, who was mean and abusive and sarcastic and ill-tempered and made my life a living hell in 3rd AND 4th grade. Yeah, I had two years of hell in a row. And when I switched to public school in 5th grade, the change in atmosphere of the school was palpable. I intuitively sensed that the adults were more reasonable, and my teacher Mrs. Simpson was pretty cool.

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  8. Oh I love Sister Marina! I'm getting a wonderful vision!

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