I'm taking a web design class, and today our assignment was to make a bulleted list of items using HTML code. So I made a bulleted list of excuses for why I couldn't complete the assignment. These are useful excuses to have on hand in any situation. Feel free to adopt them as your own and use as often as you like.
- Bad case of the gout
- Dog ate my internet
- Accidental (really) ingestion of funny mushrooms
- Summoned to White House
- Lost in the wilderness
- Heard a Who Down in Who-ville
- Car trouble
- Man trouble
- Observing obscure religious holiday
- Beset by lentil crisis
- Jailed for protesting something or other
- Meditated so hard was vibrated clear off the planet
- Abducted by aliens
I'm taking a web design class, and today our assignment was to make a bulleted list of items using HTML code. So I made a bulleted list of excuses for why I couldn't complete the assignment. These are useful excuses to have on hand in any situation. Feel free to adopt them as your own and use as often as you like. 
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Those are good--I'll use the lentil crisis. I love the pic--perfect!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, I love your hurdy gurdy people. I thought that was a word that Donovan made up--ha! I love that song.
ReplyDeleteThese are good. Personally, I'm waiting for my summons to the White House, now that Daschle is out of the way.
ReplyDeleteWell, Marc, I didn't see you on the short list of replacements for Daschle, but maybe Obama's just playing it *cool*.
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