My Wish For You On This Snowy Day Simone Saturday, February 28, 2009 "May the fresh sprinkle of care snow all over you" ~ Bjork From the liner notes of her Ve… Read more
A Dental Minute Simone Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Yesterday the dentist shoved some stuff in my mouth and said he needed me to hold still for "… Read more
Wake Vortex Simone Monday, February 23, 2009 I was poking around in some websites that provide public domain photographs, and found this beauty … Read more
Sunday Funnies Simone Sunday, February 22, 2009 These cartoons are brought to you by my two budding artists, whose drawing abilities keep growing … Read more
Clash Pastiche Simone Friday, February 20, 2009 So I was washing dishes last night listening to the new M.I.A. cd, Kala, that a friend loaned me. … Read more
Lightning Field Simone Wednesday, February 18, 2009 In reading about Walter De Maria's Lightning Field , installed in a remote desert area of sout… Read more
Sit On This Simone Tuesday, February 17, 2009 My Basic Drawing instructors used to badger me about the unstable lines of the furniture I drew. &q… Read more
Triumph Of A Heart Simone Sunday, February 15, 2009 The nerves are sending shimmering signals All through my fingers The veins support Blood that gushe… Read more
Big Time Sensuality Simone Thursday, February 12, 2009 Is a city, is the whole earth, big enough to hold the bigness of feeling? This big, happy Bjork vid… Read more
Bong Voyage Simone Monday, February 09, 2009 So Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was caught with a bong. Shame, shame. Let the flood of … Read more
When in Iceland, do as the Icelanders do Simone Sunday, February 08, 2009 I know that it's hardly Iceland here. It's not even below freezing today, but the temps did… Read more
Cut The Crap Simone Friday, February 06, 2009 So Republicans say Obama is disgracing the Oval Office for being sans jacket? Andrew Card says, &qu… Read more
Bring Back Frivilous Metal Simone Thursday, February 05, 2009 Here's a plan to create new jobs and stimulate the economy -- and make America FUN again besid… Read more
13 Fail-Safe Excuses Simone Tuesday, February 03, 2009 I'm taking a web design class, and today our assignment was to make a bulleted list of items us… Read more
Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin' Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, … Keep reading
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t… Keep reading
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host… Keep reading
Mystery Stone I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the… Keep reading
I Embrace Lard Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with… Keep reading
Griping About the Cold I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d… Keep reading