Beauty Decision # 587 Simone Sunday, November 11, 2007 Should she smell insolent or capricious? Read more
Bambi Was Ever Haunted By Her Close Brush With Algebra Simone Wednesday, November 07, 2007 "Wake up, you're having a nightmare!" Read more
No Home Should Be Without One Simone Monday, November 05, 2007 "This comes with the detachable 'life of the party' shade." Read more
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End Simone Friday, November 02, 2007 "I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!" Read more
Goodbye Ol' Paint Well, it finally happened. Roger replaced his old car --the 1992 Corolla - with a 2010 Nissan Versa. I no longer have … Keep reading
House Beautiful I was in a beautiful house last night. Every once in a while it happens. This was a Victorian house on Massachusetts s… Keep reading
The Secret to Wiggling Your Ears First, be an elf. If not an elf, employ my dad's method of using mind over matter. Simply focus on your ears, imagi… Keep reading
Old Sett-Lars Every 5 years, my home town has a big party. For three days they close off main street to traffic and run a carnival. T… Keep reading
What new year? Oh, yeah, it's January 1st, the fresh start of a new annum. Time to make resolutions and try to be a better person… Keep reading
The Month of Lengthening Shadows Mom liked to say that August was "the month of lengthening shadows." She liked to remind us in emails, that… Keep reading