Beauty Decision # 587 Simone Sunday, November 11, 2007 Should she smell insolent or capricious? Read more
Bambi Was Ever Haunted By Her Close Brush With Algebra Simone Wednesday, November 07, 2007 "Wake up, you're having a nightmare!" Read more
No Home Should Be Without One Simone Monday, November 05, 2007 "This comes with the detachable 'life of the party' shade." Read more
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End Simone Friday, November 02, 2007 "I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!" Read more
Bach Is In The House You'll never guess where I was Sunday night, between the hours of 7:00 and 9:00. You would not imagine that I woul… Keep reading
Heart of Gold WOW. I think I saw the best concert of my life last night, and I'm still all a-tingle. Neil, man. Neil Young. He pla… Keep reading
Baseball Card Store Today I found a store that sells baseball cards. It's called, "The Baseball Card Store." It was just by… Keep reading
Burn Barrel Holy smoke. This is the way I remember it. How ours looked, in the back yard, behind the elm tree, next to the alley. A… Keep reading
Winter Storm All Up In Here It was only a matter of time before we had to pay the winter gods for all the unseasonable warmth we had over Christmas… Keep reading
Simone's Birthday Parade! New York City is throwing a birthday parade for me! They're rolling out the parade balloons and marching bands! O… Keep reading