Burl Ives Debate Erupts, Dividing Town
Peaksville, MD – The question of late folk-singer Burl Ives’ viability as minstrel of Christmas che…
Night Of The Radishes
Noche de los Rabanos (Night of the Radishes) is celebrated the 23rd of December in the Zocala, wher…
Another Disgruntled Employee Goes Off The Deep End
"I've got a letter opener and I know how to use it!"
One Woman's Moment Of Doubt
Sheila suddenly grasps that she is a very small cog in a colossal, soul-sucking machine.
The Beauty That Surrounds Us
Some things take so long But how do I explain When not too many people Can see we’re all the same A…
Hemp Intelligence
Farming 10,000 acres of hemp will provide as much paper, building materials, and pulp as 41,000 acr…
Autumn In Srinagar
Srinagar, nicknamed" Paradise on Earth," is in the heart of Kashmir, in India . "Del…
For Danette
In loving memory of Danette Velez, wife and mother of five, a caring soul I was privileged to cros…
A Most Capable Brain
she skews like her sister two live-wire curlicues those lapis eyes always testing the deep they sha…
Can You Burn This?
Can you burn this? swollen paper in limp binding tired leather lavender these furtive introspection…
Not Any Big Red Cat
Not this Not any Big red cat my muse appearing thinks he is don’t be taken in it’s rhythmic rhythhh…
Space Suit Rebellion
Special orange partial pressure Fishbowl polycarbonate Precious sealing neck-ring Zombie? Me? Sleep…
Ode To A Hoky German Rock Band
Gamma Ray from Hamburg, Germany Gamma Ray, oh Gamma Ray Band your concept is so edgy, your image s…
The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right
When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
