The Bad Seed at Christmastime
"You want some candy? Go on. Take a piece. Aren't they pretty? Pretty candy. Have one…
From: "October on Earth: a Pictorial Guide for Aliens"
It is the job of smaller humans to remove the heavy harvest orbs that invade the planet soils…
Shopping in Simpler Times
What wares are these two guys peddlin'? Who can tell? Or is it the two guys that are for s…
The Official Beer of Simone's School Yard Drinkin'
I'm proud to partner with Free State Brewery of Lawrence, Kansas in rolling out my summer se…
Let's Bowl!
First we have to make our way to Abilene, Kansas, because I won't settle for anything less…
Rocks In My Head
I've made many treks out to western Kansas in recent months, attending to my ailing mother, an…
Telephone operators - the untold story
Lady telephone operators had to keep their hair short --because electricity. Or something. But…
When punk rockers run away to the circus
Rumor under the big top had it that the newest clown was a disaffected guitar player from th…
Better Living Through Yoga
I mean it this time. I've changed my ways. Happy to say I'm not hitting the whisky a…
There's a Future in Books
But no trees! They will be reduced to stumps. We'll have to use them all up in order to m…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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World Refrigeration Day
Everyone chill out! June 26th is World Refrigeration Day, which gives tribute to refrigeration, air-conditioning and t…
Free Floating Phantasm
Okay, I've given myself a month to fart around and just be free. Now I should look for something writerly to plug …
Chick-O-Stick
This is still on an egg theme, but today the chicks in Mrs. Galloway's 4th grade class are hatching. My daughter t…
Is That Bjork In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
This happened to me this morning:
As a special Friday treat, I stopped by a coffeeshop on the way to work. While I was w…
As a special Friday treat, I stopped by a coffeeshop on the way to work. While I was w…
Grain Elevators, Waiting
Grain Elevator in Nekoma, Kansas
Roger sat at the kitchen table this morning, bolts and nuts of all sizes spread out b…
Roger sat at the kitchen table this morning, bolts and nuts of all sizes spread out b…
Big Apples
Several weeks ago, Roger brought home some really big apples from the Farmer's Market. Normally I prefer the smalle…
