The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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World Refrigeration Day
Everyone chill out! June 26th is World Refrigeration Day, which gives tribute to refrigeration, air-conditioning and t…
Free Floating Phantasm
Okay, I've given myself a month to fart around and just be free. Now I should look for something writerly to plug …
Chick-O-Stick
This is still on an egg theme, but today the chicks in Mrs. Galloway's 4th grade class are hatching. My daughter t…
Is That Bjork In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
This happened to me this morning:
As a special Friday treat, I stopped by a coffeeshop on the way to work. While I was w…
As a special Friday treat, I stopped by a coffeeshop on the way to work. While I was w…
Grain Elevators, Waiting
Grain Elevator in Nekoma, Kansas
Roger sat at the kitchen table this morning, bolts and nuts of all sizes spread out b…
Roger sat at the kitchen table this morning, bolts and nuts of all sizes spread out b…
Big Apples
Several weeks ago, Roger brought home some really big apples from the Farmer's Market. Normally I prefer the smalle…
